Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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