is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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