Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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