There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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