you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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