Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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