New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
