Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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