ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
How external is "for external use only"?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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