So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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