you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Randomize
