You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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