nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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