I wish I only lived at night.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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