You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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