you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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