Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Randomize
