The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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