so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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