You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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