bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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