he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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