There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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