i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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