we're blogging at a bar
Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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