You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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