Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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