Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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