I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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