If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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