Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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