Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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