I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
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