i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i can't believe i had my finger in that
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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