every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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