Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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