yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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