your thong is hanging out like whoa
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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