I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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