fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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