I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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