Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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