operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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