my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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