i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
i think i just lost a toe
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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