his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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