she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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