Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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