hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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