Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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